oscar worthy


stereofeathers:

stereofeathers:

stereofeathers:

stereofeathers:

FUCK I FORGOT THAT THE BIRD STORE I WORK AT HAS ONE BABY BIRD THAT LIKES TO SLEEP IN PEOPLES POCKETS IM HOME AND SOMETHING IS MOVING IN MY POCKET OH FUCK


YEAH ITS THE BIRD I JUST ACCIDENTALLY STOLE A BIRD

 MY BOSS JUST GAVE ME THE MOST STERN LOOK OF DISAPPROVAL BEFORE HE STARTED LAUGHING SO HARD HE HAD TO GRAB THE EDGE OF A TABLE

NO GOD PLEASE DONT LET THIS BE THE POST THAT MAKES ME TUMBLR FAMOUS


sunshine-and-sarcasm:

Anyone who doesn’t like musicals because “no one just starts singing in dancing all of a sudden in real life” has clearly never visited my house


lilshit-stilinski:

when am I going to realize that no matter how many times I scream “no” at my tv the story line isn’t going to change.


neutral-voice:

ohdearhermione:

do you ever feel like your future is slipping away while you’re laughing at stupid puns on tumblr

My future isn’t slipping. It’s tumbling


notkingkong:

this gets funnier every year 

notkingkong:

this gets funnier every year 


shefadestoblack:

Movie Musicals  Grease (1978)


kelseylajohnson:

eatbarberrypieordie:

Photographer: Agata Serge Photography
Model: Luca Hollestelle

So pretty!


  • Me on my wedding day: you still like me right

dansjawisonthefloor:

why is no one dating me I looked hot that one time